Want to make some moolah? Yes please! We have all dreamt of winning the lottery or that “OMAZE” house thing that we waste money on every time. But it never happens. So how are we going to achieve that dream of living the life of luxury, rolling around in mountains of cash as the clearly drunk, drug addicts in our featured image are doing? Why can’t we live that millionaire lifestyle? How on Earth are we ever going to achieve it? Well, here’s some inspiration, here are our top five ways of possibly, yes, just possibly making those life-changing gains!

1. Cryptocurrency Craze

Ah, the wild west of digital currency! Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dogecoin – the names alone sound like they belong in a sci-fi movie. If you can navigate the volatile seas of crypto trading, you might just find yourself on a yacht in the Mediterranean. Just remember, it’s a rollercoaster ride – hold on tight! This is still our best case scenario.... come on bitcoin? Where is that massive surge?

2. Stock Market Savvy

Channel your inner Wolf of Wall Street and dive into the stock market. With a bit of research and a lot of luck, you could turn a small investment into a fortune very quickly. Unfortunately, it could go the other way pretty quickly too and you could be homeless and bankrupt before you know it. Just be wary of those pesky market crashes – they have a way of sneaking up on you.

3. Real Estate Riches

Ever watched those home renovation shows and thought, “I could do that”? Well, flipping houses could be your ticket to wealth. Buy low, renovate, sell high – it’s like Monopoly, but with real money. Just make sure you have a good contractor on speed dial. I know I couldn't do that. I am lazy and have actually zero DIY skills. Not going to happen.

4. Invent Something Incredible

Got a brilliant idea? Turn it into a product and watch the money roll in. From the paper clip to the fidget spinner, simple inventions have made millions. Who knows, your quirky idea could be the next big thing! What about a fly catching device to trap flies (like the one that is annoying me now as I write this blog) or an app that calls you on your mobile with a fake emergency phone call to extract you from boring conversations? Actually, that last one is genius.... must write it down.

5. Become a Social Media Sensation

In the age of influencers, why not cash in on your charisma? Buy a cute cat and film it? Monetise your own cute children? Create a new dance move? Build a following on Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube, and brands will be lining up to throw money at you. Just remember to keep it authentic – nobody likes a sell out.

So there you have it – five ways to potentially make your dreams of wealth a reality. Of course, there’s no guarantee, but hey, dreaming big is half the fun, right? Or maybe just keep buying those "Euro millions" lottery tickets, somebody has to win? Right? Then again, its just as likely that we will be pulverised by a meteorite! So maybe the above options are more realistic. Decision made! Now, go forth and conquer the world and achieve your dreams!

DOSH GENERATION!