CASH EMPIRE REVIEW
Cash Empire attracted our attention whilst playing "ATLAS EARTH" in order to earn some rewards. We have played these type of amusement arcade games before on our phones, and just like the ones in real life, it seems far too good to be true and a dead certain waste of time, energy and money. The real ones have robbed us blind of our pocket money on trips to Blackpool and other seaside towns. Could the experience here be different? Is it yet another scam...? Let's find out. We made one of our staffers investigate......
SCAM ALERT!
Scampire ALERT! While we always suspected it, it is now official! Cash Empire is one almighty scam! It has vanished from google play and it now where to be found! If you see our review below. our trusted employee "Bob" was testing cash empire to death and is now too upset and "sweary" to finish this article and his review. In fact he has locked himself in his office.
BUT BEWARE : These "SCAMPIRES" will be back to suck away your time and devotion in some other form. Probably the same app but with a different name! We'll be watching out for them and so will Bob. He's furious. He thought he would get the Pulitzer Prize for his work...... !
Scam Empire?
"What have I got myself into? I am playing the game. I might be addicted. I am definitely addicted. I am earning the apps designers lots of money by playing and clicking adverts. I can't stop playing, just like the real life version, except in real life, I eventually run out of real 2p pieces, here in the virtual world, they keep giving me lovely green and gold coins! As long as I watch just watch one more advert......... Which I happily do.
There is even a pay out scheme, yes my fellow gullible creatures, I can apparently cash out real money to "paypal", just like so many of these games offer. All I have to do is collect $100 of the green stuff and I can cash out .... and I am already up to 18$ and I have only played for about an hour! Just a few more goes and adverts and I will stop.... need more green.... or indeed gold, just 300,000 gold coins and I can earn £0.50. This time next year I will be a millionaire... if they pay out of course...."
This dear, readers is my train of thought when playing these games, and why they are so brilliantly designed. The entire "App industry" is trying to command your attention. The whole modern world is a battle for your attention, because if they can get your attention, it is worth money. You will click adverts, you may even invest your own money to get ahead in the app, you will definitely give them your data for free. And, just like the real amusement arcade versions, these apps do this beautifully. Such a simple game, yet so addictive! To be fair, the simulated physics of it is frustratingly accurate. The failure to win big, and the possibility to do so, as they wobble on the edge, it just keeps you playing.... and if I can just hit that £100..... all that real money will be mine.
Hold on! Reality check! Just look at the pay out requirements! A million, yes a million gold coins will get we £1.75. A million! It would take me the rest of my life to even get close to counting up to a million.....Only a fool would think reaching these targets is possible. Only a fool would believe that they would actually pay out if we got there....Well, lucky for you guys, I am that fool, and I am going to find out.......Is it a scam or is it real?
JOIN ME AGAIN IN FIVE WEEKS TIME TO SEE HOW I AM GETTING ON!
CASH GEEKS - GETTING SCAMMED SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.....
EDITORS NOTE: This article was written by Bob. We worry about Bob and his addictive tendancies. However, Bob is exactly the kind of investigator we need and is stupid enough to see this through to the bitter end. Don't worry, Bob will only waste time and energy and not money. It's why we like him. Pop back to see how he is getting on soon......
